Since summer is coming soon here are 4 steps that'll help you become cool on the forums:
1) Get a PM so you can put sparkles on your page and be distinguished from the rest of the crowd.
2) Now that you are a cool Premium Member you gotta become a cool forum user too so change that dull xxXDarkSorrowsXxx username into something more obscure that'll make people raid your profile in excitement like misterioussweatypalms.
3)Now it's time for your first post. I suggest you post in Complaints since that's the most user friendly forum. It doesn't matter what you want to complain about but it has to be very controversial, with a misleading title like "why anime sucks".
4) Since you have been so radical in your first thread you're probably pretty popular right now. It's time to spam the Deviants and Complaints with a chain of boring life events that no one cares about. Don't forget to be very edgy when replying in order to assure the other members that you're the coolest kid around.
And there you have it, 4 simple steps that will lead you to the glamorous life of a reg.
What other advice do you have for new members?